I'm a Little Product Whore

And I know you are too. I find the sexiest products on the internet, things that make me laugh or inspire me or make my brain horny. I put them all on this page, and charge $5 more than what I found them for. I hope you buy from me so I can buy more cool shit and grow this site into an empire of shameless hedonistic product-worship.

Products

  • You Work Your Ass Off

    Dude. Isn't life just, like, a lot? Every mother effing day you're out there doing what you need to do, getting shat on by your idiot boss, wrangling your snot-nosed kids, working toward your goals and fucking CRUSHING it. Now REWARD yourself.

  • Show Some Love

    Most of the products I find for this site fall into two categories. Things that I would personally buy, or things I'd like to get as gifts for others. Gifting is one of the five love languages, so maybe take a moment and find something for a loved one while you're here.

  • Ship It!

    I just wanted to make a disclaimer that most of these products are sourced from somewhere in Asia. That's where most stuff in the world is made. So shipping times might take a while. Like sometimes up to a month. I'm sorry about that, and thank you for being patient.